A NEW AUDIOBOOK!

"A laugh out loud mash up of Agatha Christie and RuPaul’s Drag Race. You’ll love being quarantined on this island!” — Rick Copp, writer of Where the Bears Are, The Golden Girls, and The Brady Bunch Movie

​When Charlie Guest gets dragged along on a cruise by his friend Martin, he thinks his biggest worry will be seasickness. But when an outbreak forces some of the passengers to quarantine in paradise, things take a decidedly different turn, especially after a body turns up in a pool. Everyone is a suspect. 

With a cast that includes an aging Hollywood bit player, a closeted rising politician, a recent Oscar winner, a charming drag queen, and a hunky mystery man who might or might not be a former ‘80s porn star, Michael Thomas Ford's latest hysterical novel blends romance and mystery into an intoxicating cocktail that just happens to be perfect for escaping the boredom of social distancing. 

Available now exclusively from Audible. Coming soon in ebook and paperback.

AVAILABLE NOW IN PAPERBACK